JIM MORRISON THE (MINI) MUSICAL

The very first 8 minute and 16 second long musical in the world ever.

TITLE:

‘I wish those damn COVID propagating, brainwashing, genetic mutating, fun hating aliens would just fuck off and leave us in peace / We Need Jim Morrison’.

INTRODUCTION:

On a planet just like ours,

But one that glows with meteor showers,

Reigns the insect over lord,

And insects does he horde.

For the planet is bursting out at the seams,

From all His ravenous hexapodal insect teams,

To Earth, some did want to relocate,

And here sisters and misters, begins our fate………

SCENE 1: THE ALIEN INVASION:

Travelling through space on the radio waves,

In surfed those ‘sects, and then came the raves.

By pulsing the frequency of a mozzy buffet,

In swarmed the bats, yeah they came to slay.

To the tips of the tops of the 5G towers,

Belted a tasty choon, to keep a bat hard for hours,

Lizards followed too, noticing the hullaballoo,

And all were infected by this new space goo.

The parasites took over their simple minds,

And told them “go looking for human kinds”,

Cleverly those ‘sects got bats and lizards to tease,

So their loins looked as tasty as steak, chips and peas.

SCENE 2: WHO YOU GONNA CALL?

The humans they gobbled down their fate gravy,

Not knowing the aftertaste would be so unsavoury,

Who can we call to save us, who has a diploma,

To battle bats and lizards and this secretious corona.

We thought of Ozzy but he only eats bats,

And it’s not really their fault, at all, facts.

It could only be the one and only Lizard King,

Sing it from your hearts people, who shall we bring?

CHORUS 1:

We need Jim (x 3)

He is the only one,

Who can save us, humanity is done,

We need Jim Morrison.

SCENE 3: MORE ABOUT THOSE ALIENS:

Now those aliens they prey on human kind’s simple mind,

Brainwashing the masses, you will already find,

The government and mass media are occupied,

Their morals below basic and their brains fried.

Instructing all to go and take,

Genetic altering shots or we burn at the stake,

We will die or become insects, that is the dream,

Remember kids, planet insectopia reigns supreme.

– WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCASTING WITH AN URGENT AND HORRFYING NEWS ANNOUNCEMENT –

–

INCOMING MESSAGE FROM INSECT ALIEN OVERLORD:

“ You will destroy yourselves anyway,

Only insects will survive.

Let’s cut to the chase humans,

The end of your time has arrived”.

(hear manic laughter)

SCENE 4: WHY JIM IS THE BOLLOCKS (and fuck):

Fffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk,

Fffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk,

We need Jim, we need Jim, I need gin,

Help us stop these cretins, they gonna win.

Jim is the Lizard King, half lizard, half man,

Actually no one knows, the exact ratio of scaly span.

With one long exhale he can kill this alien insect species,

His powerful scats can discombobulate them to faeces.

CHORUS 2:

We need Jim (x3);

He is the only one,

Or the aliens have won, we need Jim Morrison.

END SCENE: DEFENDING WITH SANCTITY:

There’s a way we can save us and keep bogeys at bay,

We can drink our weight in booze and cheers to everyday,

Down it with beer, vodka, wine, whisky or gin,

That will hold em at bay, while we wait for Jim.

With our punk music we can fuck up 5G,

Scramble the signal and see the mozzies flee,

Remember, they can take our freedom but they can’t take our spirit.

No seriously fuck off, its mine, I need it to survive innit.